iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression
This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.
wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it
I must remember to make my next insult “You Dirty Melon”
IMG_0633-2 on Flickr.
Planning on going to Denver after my peak season to see alyeska18 :D
😳😁 hell. yes. 💨
Anonymous said: JAROMIR JAGR ISNT ATTRACTIVE
i dont need this kinda negativity