1. iphone: [autocorrects i to I]

    me: chill

    7 hours ago  /  48,120 notes  /  Source: samtarly

  2. me: no one ever texts me

    *gets a text*

    me: wtf do you want

    9 hours ago  /  134,066 notes  /  Source: convinceful

  3. jaclcfrost:

    someonemayhavejust:

    jaclcfrost:

    sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

    SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

    this is

    more than i bargained for

    (via radtoedrags)

    9 hours ago  /  131,583 notes  /  Source: jaclcfrost

  4. (via hoochiemermaid, fuckyeah1990s)

    (via hoochiemermaid, fuckyeah1990s)

    13 hours ago  /  2,078 notes  /  Source: fuckyeah1990s

  5. merkkultra:

    do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

    (via hoochiemermaid)

    13 hours ago  /  69,715 notes  /  Source: theanunnakiconnection

  6. wired-infornography:

astudyinabluebox:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

sloppyninja:

This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.

wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it

I must remember to make my next insult “You Dirty Melon”

    wired-infornography:

    astudyinabluebox:

    my-flourish-and-blotts:

    sloppyninja:

    This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

    I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.

    wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it

    I must remember to make my next insult “You Dirty Melon”

    (via thebergeronprocess)

    21 hours ago  /  250,710 notes  /  Source: sloppyninja

  7. 21 hours ago  /  774 notes  /  Source: kane

  8. mikkelboedker:

IMG_0633-2 on Flickr.

    mikkelboedker:

    IMG_0633-2 on Flickr.

    21 hours ago  /  3 notes  /  Source: mikkelboedker

  9. mikkelboedker:

    Planning on going to Denver after my peak season to see alyeska18 :D

    😳😁 hell. yes. 💨

    21 hours ago  /  3 notes  /  Source: mikkelboedker

  10. Anonymous said: JAROMIR JAGR ISNT ATTRACTIVE

    stralman:

    i dont need this kinda negativity

    21 hours ago  /  19 notes  /  Source: stralman